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Unbearably Hot and Sticky to Intolerably Wet and Nasty: July by The Mancorialist

Sounds like my wedding night!!! Except the food was better and the bride didn't run away with the best man. Never trust an Etonian.

By Manchester's Finest | August 6th '19

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This month it was all about ankles, bobbies on the booze, double hard bastards, and the heat death of the universe. We also learnt that in this Orwellian dystopia, Pep is watching you.

Johnny 5 could read a book in seconds, but he couldn't speed up facetiming his mam

Don't worry, the t-shirt will also match after it's been bunged in the wash

Socks and Sandals: The Next Generation

This guy always comes to fancy dress parties as a Tudor pub

Pikachu face

You know when you've been Tangoed

Santa spends his summer months in the Philippines

I told him if he didn't pose I'd beat him up

There is no god

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Harry Maguire is not worth £90m.

Brogues gallery

GMPissed

The ghost of Carhartt future

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