Crazy Pedro's Christmas Mince Pie & Custard Pizza

As you'd expect from Pedro - this isn't just your usual run-of-the-mill Christmas special.

By Ben Brown | 3 December 2019

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That’s because they’ve decided to go all sweet this December with PIE HARD – a pizza that starts off with a custard base and ends being slathered in cranberry and brandy cream.

In between there’s a bit of cheese knocking about and of course – mince pies! Everyone’s favourite dessert is now in pizza form and it’s fucking brilliant.

As is usually the case we’ve also made a video for this new pizza – and with a name like Pie Hard – we just had to recreate Detective John McClane and his troubles with Hans Gruber in the Nakatomi Plaza all the way back in 1988.

What does Die Hard have to do with a mince pie pizza? Nothing. Except the name of course – but who cares? Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas film and this is the ultimate Christmas pizza. Stick that in your gob and eat it.


Pie Hard – December Special at Crazy Pedro’s

– Custard
– Mozzarella Cheese
– Mince Pies
– Brandy Cream
– Cranberry Sauce

Available throughout December


Crazy Pedro’s,
55-57 Bridge St, Manchester M3 3BQ
Short St, Manchester M1 1JG