Maybe it is time to accept things and pursue your real calling in life of being a cat nanny. Luck would so have it that Manchester’s Cat Café is currently hiring. They are looking for new human slaves to join their stress-free, petting-palace and to commit their full and undying attention to the 12 kitties that live there.
Duties will include feeding, stroking, chin tickling, being ignored and most importantly, knowing the thin line between a tummy rub and sudden-death from claws.
In all seriousness, the job does require barista and customer service experience- but if you are interested in applying, please join their requirement page on facebook. They have two part-time positions available, so apply today for your chance to fill your days with kitty cats and unconditional happiness.
Manchester Cat Cafe, 103 High St, Manchester, M4 1HQ, UK
0161 222 4960