No, wait… I'd go for a Buckfast & 4-finger KitKat Festival. Actually, thinking about it - a Chips & Strongbow Festival would be the best thing ever.
Well until some rich person decides to come up with one of those genius ideas; I suppose I'm stuck with the Pizza & Prosecco Festival this Saturday, which if we're being honest with each other - is not a bad thing at all.
Heading to Bowlers on Saturday 16th September, the festival is part of a 21-date, nationwide tour where guests will have the choice of over 20 different Proseccos to try, including a variety of sparkling cocktails, while tasting the delicious home-cooked pizza on offer from a range of much-loved local traders.
Upon entry, ticket-holders will be handed a free Prosecco cocktail as well as the Pizza & Prosecco Bible, to test their knowledge on the fizz and feasts. Also on the menu, as you'd expect from any festival nowadays, is live music featuring all your favourite pop classic sing-a-long tunes and plenty more entertainment to enjoy while scoffing your face.
You can get your tickets for the Festival right here:
Saturday 16th September, 2pm - 10pm
Bowlers Exhibition Centre, Longbridge Rd, Trafford Park, Stretford, Manchester M17 1SN
0161 876 0007