Top 5 Hotels for a Sexy Weekend in Manchester

If you’re reading this article, it’s because you’re pining for something new, exciting and naughty. And guess what? There’s nothing wrong with that.

Sex is one of the most normal things in the entire world, but it’s especially good when it’s acted out somewhere unfamiliar – like a hotel.

Maybe you’re in a relationship that needs a facelift or perhaps you’re ready to get hot and sweaty under the sheets with a hotty off Tinder. Either way, we’ve got you covered because we are going to point you in the direction of the best hotels in Manchester to get hot and sweaty in. Room service, anyone?

The Hilton
Sex with a view? Don’t mind if I do – and there’s only one place on my mind when I think about joining the sky-high club. Its common knowledge that The Hilton Hotel is the place to go if you want to experience one of Manchester’s best views and with floor to ceiling length windows, The Hilton is also an exhibitionists dream. And although you’ll be too high for anyone to really see, all it takes is a little imagination to turn your fantasy into a very raunchy reality. Panoramic views of Manchester’s sparkling horizon or your bedroom walls? You decide…

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Hotel Gotham
Feeling particularly kinky by any chance? In that case, let us point you in the direction of Hotel Gotham on King Street – the most seductive hotel in the whole of Manchester. Each room is decorated with simple yet opulent furnishings including old-fashioned brass baths (I can think of a few things to get up to in one of those) and even leather panelled walls, giving it that ’50 Shades’ type feel. However, my favourite feature at Gotham is the enormous showers which are more than suitable for two people to get wet and wild in! So remember to pack your hand cuffs, blindfolds and whips guys because you’re in for a special treat at this 5* hotel.

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Cow Hollow Hotel
The Cow Hollow Hotel is exactly what you’d expect from a Northern Quarter boutique. It’s chic, contemporary, unusual and the perfect place to stumble back to after a night out in Manchester’s most thriving district – after all, who doesn’t love drunk sex? Once a textile warehouse, The Cow Hollow Hotel boasts exposed brick walls and metal staircases, making it extra cosy and romantic- but don’t be fooled, the free Prosecco and breakfast in bed suggest otherwise! Whether you’ve planned date night or it’s a spur-of-the-moment thing, there’s no extra charge for late check-in and at a bargain price of £99 per room (starting price), you’ll never want to have sex in your own bed ever again.

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The Lowry Hotel
There’s lavish and then there’s The Lowry – arguably one of Manchester’s grandest hotels and a huge celebrity favourite. The best part about staying in any hotel is the added splendour of it all. You might have a big comfy bed and a bath at your place, but the bed and the bath will always be better in a hotel – don’t ask me why, it just is. However, the Lowry is in a league of its own. Perhaps you want to treat your special someone to a night in a 5* hotel, or maybe you’re a wealthy businessman looking to wine and dine a lucky lady- either way; this is the hotel to do it in. Remember that scene in Pretty Woman where Richard Gere and Julia Roberts get freaky on the grand piano? Well you can literally re-enact that part of the film in one of the Lowry’s’ Presidential Suites because they actually come furnished with one of them! If that isn’t sexy, I don’t know what is.

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Whitworth Locke
Brand new on the hotel scene, Whitworth Locke offer a different very different (and certainly sexy) approach to overnight stays. This stunning place has everything you need to get in the mood with your loved one – with a bar that serves more Prosecco than it does water, as well as plenty of little nooks and crannies in which you can have a smooch with your fizz. Before things get too heated though, head on up to your stunning room where you’ll be greeted by a huge bed, huge shower and even a fully equipped kitchen so you can recreate all of your favourite sexy food moments from 9½ Weeks. You’d be forgiven for just getting down and dirty in the bed though – it’s like lying on a huge marshmallow that’s floating on a cloud. Perfect for not leaving for two days.

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