I thought the best place to start would be right at the University end of Oxford Road, so you can then make your way into town either using those dangly things sticking out of the bottom of your body or on the good old Magic Bus.Big Hands Pretty much a fully-fledged Manchester institution now, you're not a proper Manc until you've had a few pints in here either before or after a gig. If you choose to wear a parka and have one of them terrible haircuts with the sideburns too - it's up to you. There's a fantastic set of beers available in here, including some cracking Belgian ones if you fancy getting absolutely ratted. Add to this a top jukebox, a great hidden rooftop terrace and some very comfy sofas in which to cuddle - you've got yourself one of the city's best boozers. Big Hands, 296 Oxford Rd, Manchester M13 9NS 0161 272 7309 Manchester Academy Pretty much right next door to Big Hands, and part of the huge University of Manchester Student Union is Manchester Academy. Of course this is primarily a gig venue, so if you're starting your day off early, it's unlikely to be open. There may be a big line of goths queuing up outside though that you can chat to and share some cider with. If you want a bevvie - head to the Students Union bar in the main building - it's pretty cheap (but nowhere near as cheap as you remember) and there are pool tables and TV screens galore. Academy Listings Manchester Museum After a couple of pints, discussing the intricacies of the fiscal policy of the ECB and exactly by how many centimetres the circumference of a box of Pringles has shrunk, you'll probably be craving some culture. Of course you are. Well, the University of Manchester provide yet again with the Manchester Museum - a fantastic collection of artefacts and really old, dusty stuff which you can have a look at pretending you are interested. People love the huge T-Rex that's in here, but I'm personally a big fan of the mummies - I've always had a soft spot for crumbly old hags. Manchester Museum, University of, Oxford Rd, Manchester M13 9PL www.museum.manchester.ac.uk
The old University Precinct is gone - which is a shame because it housed a cracking greasy spoon, the best butties in the city and The Phoenix - a legendary pub with some of the best nights this town has ever seen. It's now called University Green...The Footage The Footage has been around forever and continues to provide students and non-students alike with the perfect place to get some drinks down you, eat some pub grub and play some pool. There's also a top jukebox in here, and more screens than Cape Canaveral so if the footy is on - this is a great place to watch it. Their selection of ales and ciders is always top notch and the prices are very good. The food won't set the world on fire, but it will fill you up and leave you feeling satisfied. The Footage, Grosvenor St, Manchester M1 7DZ 0161 275 9164 Archie’s Talking of food, no mention of Oxford Road would be complete without at least mentioning Archie’s. With two locations, both of which are always packed out, Archie’s must serve up about a million burgers and milkshakes every single day and I'm not going to lie to you - they're bloody brilliant. I was always sceptical, thinking it was just a kebab shop with posh branding - I was very wrong. If you're feeling peckish, grab one of their smashed burgers and a loaded shake and you'll be ready and rearing to go again in no time. Archie's, 115 Oxford Rd, Manchester M1 7DU www.lovearchies.com Hatch I'm a massive fan of Hatch for a long list of reasons which I will lay out for you now. First of all, they've managed to take a desolate, empty bit of land under the Mancunian Way and made it into something special - featuring a wide range of independent businesses, food vendors and bars. Secondly, they create opportunities to small Manchester businesses where others don't, giving street food operators 3 months in their dedicated shipping containers, as well as allowing small artists the chance to set up their own retail units. Finally, it's a great place to eat, drink and get merry with some top tunes - especially when one of their brilliant events is on! Hatch, Oxford Rd, Manchester M1 7ED hatchmcr.com Zouk Further down Oxford Road and just down Chester Street a bit sits Zouk - a restaurant standing at the pinnacle of Indian cuisine in the city, who also do a good turn in cocktails and shisha as well. There's a brilliant outdoor terrace where you can have a toke on the shish, while having a drink, or if you're feeling like you want a proper meal - their selection of curries is outstanding. They also have a weekend brunch menu that everyone should try - especially the Mumbai Breakfast Bun - it's amazing. Book A Table Zouk Tea Bar & Grill, 5, The Quadrangle, Chester Street, Manchester M1 5QS zoukteabar.co.uk Pancho’s Burritos Just a few doors down from Zouk you'll see Pancho's Burritos - Ben Brown's personal favourite Mexican joint in the whole of the city. To me, it's the most authentic; with a hard-to-beat range of dishes and drinks available that you will struggle to find elsewhere in the city. Their Pork Tacos are clearly the best too. Oxford Road has quite a few Mexican places knocking about come to think of it. There's also Chilango's further up, and well as Chango's - both of which can offer you a lovely bit of grub and a bottle of Sol for next to nowt. Why they all decided to set up shop so close is beyond me. Pancho's Burritos, The Quadrangle, Chester St, Manchester M1 5QS www.panchosburritos.co.uk
There's a couple of deviations here now, which might feel like cheating but it's not. I'd still class all these places as being on the Oxford Road corridor, and they're brilliant so you'd be a bloody mug to miss them out.Joshua Brooks (+Big Grillie Style) It's always a pleasure to get down to Joshua Brooks. Not only do they have a great selection of beers available - including good old Big Wave, but they also sell some cracking cocktails and some of the best burgers in town courtesy of Big Grillie Style. Think of a huge stacked meaty monster, complete with cheese, bacon, sauces, Doritos, chips, pork pies and whatever else you can find at the deli counter of Tesco and they'll do it. They also do some mint nights here so it might be a good shout later on. Joshua Brooks, 106 Princess St, Manchester M1 6NG joshuabrooks.co.uk
Back across the way, down the side of where Monsoon's kebab shop used to be, you'll find a few more decent places (that haven't been knocked down yet)...The Font Every student's favourite place for a 'cheeky' cocktail before they go out-out, Font has been an Oxford Road stalwart for bloody ages now and they continue to bang out Zombie's and Long Island Iced Tea's left, right and centre every day. It's not just all about the sugary cocktails though - they also pride themselves on a fantastic selection of beers and ciders, including one of the best selections of tins and bottles anywhere in the city. The food is proper decent too - as long as you have curly fries on the side. Nothing else can compare. The Font, 7-9 New Wakefield St, Manchester M1 5NP thefontbar.files.wordpress.com Thirsty Scholar Conveniently located within the railway arches, the Thirsty Scholar is a proper indie old school boozer featuring a couple of Pac Man arcade machines in which you can try to beat my high score, as well as a packed live music calendar usually featuring guitars, long hair and beards. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine to sink some pints while sitting outside watching the world go by - Oxford Road has its fair share of weirdos walking past and the covered beer garden is perfect for copping a look. Their cider is exceptionally cold here so anyone with sensitive teeth - steer clear. The Thirsty Scholar, 50 New Wakefield St, Manchester M1 5NP 0161 236 6071
By now you've probably had around 7 drinks and around 4 big burgers, so it might be a good idea to do a bit of exercise to work it off. Luckily for you just round the corner you'll find Dog Bowl...Dog Bowl Although it's not proper exercise in the Olympics sense, Bowling gets you up and moving about whereas usually you'd just be sat on a seat boozing and chatting shit. Always a load of fun - bowling is the perfect game to play with a couple of mates, even if you do have to wear a pair of stupid shoes while doing it. It's not all just bowling though - you can just chill in here, eating and getting drunk from their extensive menus - of which their cocktails are a highlight. You can't really go wrong in here - if you find yourself getting bored, you're an idiot, cause there's even arcade machines. You can thank us later. Book In Dog Bowl, Whitworth St W, Manchester M1 5WW blackdogballroom.co.uk/dog-bowl/ The Refuge Located within The Principal hotel, The Refuge is so far away from what you'd expect from a hotel bar that you’ll pop in expecting a lounge singer and a load of prostitutes and you’re actually greeted with a fantastic indoor space featuring their stunning Winter Garden and some top notch food.. Run by the same geezers who brought Electrik to Chorlton and Volta to Didsbury, The Refuge is as cool as you can get and is the perfect space in which to drink a few cocktails and have a chin wag with some mates. You probably won't find a more spectacular space anywhere else in the city. Book A Table The Refuge, Oxford St, Manchester M60 7HA refugemcr.co.uk The Temple of Convenience In complete contrast with the grandeur of The Refuge, the Temple is located in an old public toilet and comfortably holds around 15 punters with a bit of leg room to spare. Don't let its past history as a shitter put you off though - this place is a Manchester institution and one of the best places in the city to have a beer and listen to their fantastic jukebox. The atmosphere in here is brilliant - because it's so small, I've never been in here longer than ten minutes and not made a new friend - chatting some absolute bubbles and putting the world outside to rights. The beer selection is ace too! The Temple, 100 Great Bridgewater St, Manchester M1 5JW 0161 278 1610 Don Giovanni So now you're at the top of Oxford Road, technically I don’t even think it's even called Oxford Road anymore - it's called Oxford Street, which is confusing for everyone, especially the gang of tourists expecting a load of shops in which to piss away their Euros. By now you should be suitably merry - but there's one final place to visit and that's Don Giovanni. No night is complete without pizza. What's even better until the 14th September there's 50% OFF. Buzzin. Book A Table Don Giovanni, Peter House, 1-2 Oxford St, Manchester M1 5AN dongiovanni.uk.com
If not there's plenty of places you can head back to, most places are open until the early hours, The Refuge will likely have their basement bar open or you can just get a kebab and head home on the Magic Bus.